ulfilas-grammaticus-deactivated asked:
corn-chan answered:
I huh what
Cigarette, vodka, something something, bitch whore.
Okay yes I agree
Don’t worry! I have a friend who can translate this!
not really sure what бре is supposed to be but the other stuff is “Cigarettes and russian standard vodka! Cyka Blyat!” altho it’s actually suka blyat and it basically means bitch whore
#you can use google translate you know
Google translate is not as accurate as asking someone familiar with the language.
Maybe to make myself feel better I’ll get a California roll on lunch break
(that’s code for Cal’s dick)
I don’t think I can do that kind of stuff at work
You completely ignoring my amazing wordplay skills saddens me on a deep level.
I’ve heard it all, Cal-culator, Cal-zone, Cal-ifornia, etc. tbh I just call him Calvin when I’m trying to give him a silly nickname
ya, but, Califonia rolls are cylindrical, like cocks.
(plz laugh at my jokes or i will cry !~! )
Please clap
T^T
*cries forever*
Should I go trick or treating or hand out candy?
Go Trick or Treating. Exploit your Smolness!!!
But I can’t pass for a young kid at all
wear a mask. or better yet, a ghost costume.
I’m still too tall to be a kid orz
Untrue
Many childs are 5′3″
Maybe to make myself feel better I’ll get a California roll on lunch break
(that’s code for Cal’s dick)
I don’t think I can do that kind of stuff at work
You completely ignoring my amazing wordplay skills saddens me on a deep level.
I’ve heard it all, Cal-culator, Cal-zone, Cal-ifornia, etc. tbh I just call him Calvin when I’m trying to give him a silly nickname
ya, but, Califonia rolls are cylindrical, like cocks.
(plz laugh at my jokes or i will cry !~! )
I want to make you feel like a humid Southern night, where the Spanish moss drips from the trees like lace, and honeysuckle buds perfume the air. Sticky, glistening skin. Sultry and forever.
and fifty dozen mosquitos are sucking your body dry and cicadas scream so loud you can never sleep and watch where your honeysuckle ass steps or you’ll plant your foot on a pissed off copperhead
One person is from the south. One person isn’t. Guess which.
“I want to make you feel like a humid Southern night” is a threat
alternative depression tips for when you read the ‘depression tips’ post and laugh hollowly, bc only in your fondest dreams could you manage to do any of those things
I want to make you feel like a humid Southern night, where the Spanish moss drips from the trees like lace, and honeysuckle buds perfume the air. Sticky, glistening skin. Sultry and forever.
and fifty dozen mosquitos are sucking your body dry and cicadas scream so loud you can never sleep and watch where your honeysuckle ass steps or you’ll plant your foot on a pissed off copperhead
One person is from the south. One person isn’t. Guess which.
“I want to make you feel like a humid Southern night” is a threat
You don’t need makeup to survive.
You don’t need designer clothes to survive.
You don’t need fancy perfume to survive.
You don’t need designer purses to survive.
You don’t need fancy lingerie to survive.
You don’t need high-end shoes to survive.
You are all just greedy, selfish little shits.
Anonymous asked:
That’s stupid too. I mean I lift 50lbs flour bags on the daily. Just bc I’m skinny doesn’t mean I’m weak
The armchair psychology is strong with this anon.
